Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Recursive Self Review

I have my first performance review for 2012 today. Last night I had a dream it went terribly. I was required to prepare a presentation and then prove why I deserved to continue working at the company I work at. Somehow I showed up without having prepared anything and just ended up saying that I really needed more money. I was further humiliated by my internet records being displayed on a projector in front of many important people. What it showed was that I spent my time blogging during work hours about dreams I had involving performance reviews.

I hope it goes well.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Kim and Kris' wedding reported by Zaheera Ismail

My sister likes to send me retarded bbms while I'm at work for what reason, I don't know.

Zaheera: I watched kim n kris humphries sham wedding
Zaheera: Was so emotional
Kareema: Shame. Did you cry and say they grow up fast
Zaheera: Mummy was crying
Zaheera: When the pressure got to kim after she was looking thru her dead fathers shirts
Zaheera: N then the kamera went in after
Zaheera: N she went into the bathroom to b private
Zaheera: U cud see at first it was hesitant to go in
Kareema: Kardashian spotted 7km from nebwala gate
Zaheera: XD
Zaheera: LOLL
Zaheera: Kardashian spotted 7km from nebwala gate
Zaheera: Kardashian spotted 7km from nebwala gate
Zaheera: Mumy was tearing up
Zaheera: Sniff!
Zaheera: "An nogal real tears!"
Zaheera: They hated each other cos kim wanted the perfect wedding but kris wanted to b in the loop cos he didn't want a marriage where he was in "the passengers seat"
Zaheera: But when they asked him what he wanted he said stuf like
Zaheera: "Burgers on the menu like at the carnival"
Zaheera: And they were all like :&
Zaheera: And then >:/
Zaheera: And he wanted his DOGS to sleep in their BED and Kim was like >:O >:O >:O
Zaheera: And he wanted her to be kim HUMPhries
Zaheera: And she wanted kardashian for business decision and he was like >:O >:O >:O
Zaheera: And he was like KIM WHY U LET PAPARAZZI FOLLOW US
Kareema: Please stop messagin me about Kardashians
Zaheera: And she was like I thought u cud put up with my 'business' n its jus gona get worse
Zaheera: XD
Kareema: Zaheera I can't I cant
Kareema: Putting my phone away
Zaheera: N he was like KIM Y U NO PUMP BABIES WITH ME IN MINNESOTA
Zaheera: N she was like NO HUH UH >:O >:O >:O
Zaheera: Hey don't put ur fone!
Zaheera: Y U NO READ MY MSGS
Zaheera: D:
Kareema: Kim
Zaheera: N at one point that fat one said "I know I'm known as the fat chubby one in this fam"
Zaheera: She was like OMG MINESOTA WTF
Zaheera: He was like KIM Y U NO HUMBLE WHEN U GET SO FAANCY
Zaheera: She was like cos ur house look like a college dorm
Zaheera: He was like KIM U HAD A SHOP THE OTHER DAY Y U WANA BE PRINCESS NOW
Zaheera: N she was like oh no he didn't!
Zaheera: KIM Y U PUT ME PASSENGER SEAT, cos dis every girls drrream.
Zaheera: Before she decided to change her name to HUMPhries her mother thought up sum business ideas for the name instead of kardashian
Zaheera: HUMP perfume
Zaheera: So she came up with HUMP. And kim was like omg wtF :&
Zaheera: The HUMP rope instead of jump
Zaheera: So she's makin fun with those sisters
Zaheera: One says. HUMP perfume. So u kan smel like a NAICE piece o ASSS.
Kareema: Are you done
Zaheera: Kim was like gimme a HUMP rope to HANG myself
Zaheera: Huh uh!
Kareema: Carry on zaheera. See what happens
Zaheera: U get fired.
Kareema: Fine.