Monday, January 23, 2012

Kim and Kris' wedding reported by Zaheera Ismail

My sister likes to send me retarded bbms while I'm at work for what reason, I don't know.

Zaheera: I watched kim n kris humphries sham wedding
Zaheera: Was so emotional
Kareema: Shame. Did you cry and say they grow up fast
Zaheera: Mummy was crying
Zaheera: When the pressure got to kim after she was looking thru her dead fathers shirts
Zaheera: N then the kamera went in after
Zaheera: N she went into the bathroom to b private
Zaheera: U cud see at first it was hesitant to go in
Kareema: Kardashian spotted 7km from nebwala gate
Zaheera: XD
Zaheera: LOLL
Zaheera: Kardashian spotted 7km from nebwala gate
Zaheera: Kardashian spotted 7km from nebwala gate
Zaheera: Mumy was tearing up
Zaheera: Sniff!
Zaheera: "An nogal real tears!"
Zaheera: They hated each other cos kim wanted the perfect wedding but kris wanted to b in the loop cos he didn't want a marriage where he was in "the passengers seat"
Zaheera: But when they asked him what he wanted he said stuf like
Zaheera: "Burgers on the menu like at the carnival"
Zaheera: And they were all like :&
Zaheera: And then >:/
Zaheera: And he wanted his DOGS to sleep in their BED and Kim was like >:O >:O >:O
Zaheera: And he wanted her to be kim HUMPhries
Zaheera: And she wanted kardashian for business decision and he was like >:O >:O >:O
Zaheera: And he was like KIM WHY U LET PAPARAZZI FOLLOW US
Kareema: Please stop messagin me about Kardashians
Zaheera: And she was like I thought u cud put up with my 'business' n its jus gona get worse
Zaheera: XD
Kareema: Zaheera I can't I cant
Kareema: Putting my phone away
Zaheera: N he was like KIM Y U NO PUMP BABIES WITH ME IN MINNESOTA
Zaheera: N she was like NO HUH UH >:O >:O >:O
Zaheera: Hey don't put ur fone!
Zaheera: Y U NO READ MY MSGS
Zaheera: D:
Kareema: Kim
Zaheera: N at one point that fat one said "I know I'm known as the fat chubby one in this fam"
Zaheera: She was like OMG MINESOTA WTF
Zaheera: He was like KIM Y U NO HUMBLE WHEN U GET SO FAANCY
Zaheera: She was like cos ur house look like a college dorm
Zaheera: He was like KIM U HAD A SHOP THE OTHER DAY Y U WANA BE PRINCESS NOW
Zaheera: N she was like oh no he didn't!
Zaheera: KIM Y U PUT ME PASSENGER SEAT, cos dis every girls drrream.
Zaheera: Before she decided to change her name to HUMPhries her mother thought up sum business ideas for the name instead of kardashian
Zaheera: HUMP perfume
Zaheera: So she came up with HUMP. And kim was like omg wtF :&
Zaheera: The HUMP rope instead of jump
Zaheera: So she's makin fun with those sisters
Zaheera: One says. HUMP perfume. So u kan smel like a NAICE piece o ASSS.
Kareema: Are you done
Zaheera: Kim was like gimme a HUMP rope to HANG myself
Zaheera: Huh uh!
Kareema: Carry on zaheera. See what happens
Zaheera: U get fired.
Kareema: Fine.